Humor

Tinder Ad: The Brutalist

I like no one. Really.

You should definitely swipe right and then I can tell you that in person when we go an awkward date in a too dark bar that serves wasabi kale peanuts in a trendy neighborhood that is overpriced, gentrified, and simmering with anxiety and hostility.

However, that probably won’t happen because see above: I like no one, so that means I will never swipe right on you.

Swipe right anyway. You know you want to.

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