I like no one. Really.
You should definitely swipe right and then I can tell you that in person when we go an awkward date in a too dark bar that serves wasabi kale peanuts in a trendy neighborhood that is overpriced, gentrified, and simmering with anxiety and hostility.
However, that probably won’t happen because see above: I like no one, so that means I will never swipe right on you.
Swipe right anyway. You know you want to.